I have read all the stories on here, and wow do i relate!

I lived with my parents when i tried to get myself into mechanics as a career a few years back. it took a long time before i found one up in cleveland in brisbane so i knew i had to move up there. So i did, and i found this little cottage that was occupied by a 25 female and a 24 male or so. The interview with the girl went wel,l i was pleased with her but never got to meet the guy yet so it didnt really bother me because it was my first sharing house, so i thought to myself thats ok i know im a good kid so i guess there will be no complications!. so i moved into this house, and honestly..... PAIN IN THE GOD D#MN A*S! i lived in this house for a couple of weeks and then not only to find that those two were related as brother and sister, but their parents lived right behind the house in a nother house! The guy was trying to crack onto me so many times, and would never leave my room, and the girl was engaged to a cop and she would always walk around angry n all pms and lock herself up in her room. their parents would come around all day every day and it was just a whole big pile of dunk.

Anyways, i left the place, i only lasted a small 2 months. so i moved onto another. this guy was bull$#^&. why is it that everytime i go to an interview with a person for sharing, they never appear the same? they put it on! anyway this guy was farily old and it went oh-key but i was never allowed to have my boyfriend around. lets just leave that story to that, because that old man was truly a weirdo.
so then at the same time i had a friend that i met and knew him for quite some time, was in his late 40's so huuuge age gap between us and he was pretty cool. so he was looking for a place to go and so did i so we ended up renting together. and then asked another friend to movie in if he could. so he did too the guy that moved in last, to this day never paid rent. hasnt paid rent for 8 weeks straight. and it wasnt my responsibility to tell him anything. so in the end the older guy would complain SO much to me and never tell the other guy anything. at one stage .. well acutally i still do think the older guy likes me and i hate the idea. he gets so cut when i have my boyfriend around. he is SO RUDE. it makes things so hard because i cant exactly go back home which is 2 hours away drive and live there and work here... so upsetting.. anyways.. so in the end the guy that never paid rent, left. yeah nice half way house heh

So this older guy, im sick of already. he is still a friend, but i cant stand his smell, his dirt and his pathetic know it all attitude.

Its like if i say i have pms today even tho god, i never would to a person, he would reply yeah i know, but acutally its not that bad because bla bla. or soemthing like it.

...or my car has 4 weels he will say acutally, it has 7 because its got two extra on the left and another one on the top of the car something dumb, its a compelte example so u can understand.

He is HAIRY. body hair everywhere. You guys, im the most relaxed down to earth person its not funny. i will clean the house when it needs a clean, and i will wash the dishes as i am done eating... i really dont give a damn about regular chores ull end up cleaning nothing. this guy leaves his sh*t everywhere. and i bought these nice lounge pillows to rest your head on, he practically f***s them the way he sits and they stink. i dont use them. i have to scrub the spa because of his dirty feet, he has like 1minute and 30second showers, i wander why he stinks like gym?! all he has is a bar of soap and that has to cover his whole 150kg body and all the big hair? how?? lol anyway after i cleaned the bathroom on a.. say saturday its sparkling clean, and he will leave all his body hair all of the sink, all over the spa and all over the toilet. and under myfeet! i mean, if that happens, wouldnt a person think how embarrasing, if anyone saw this i would die. i better clean this up but he doesnt. hes a f#$^%ing filthy old bastard!

hes home when i finish work, and the house completely stinks like gym and by the end of the night the house smells like something thats been sitting ont he computer desk all day without a fan sweating on himself and his clothes and his chair and get fat... which is him sitting ont he computer desk all day without a fan sweating on himself and his clothes and his chair and puts on weight so fast.

i gagged once walking past him and i didnt mean it. but i need clean oxygen..
he speaks to my dog like as if the dogs a piece of sh*t, and theres no need, hes well trained. i can have a conversation with the dog and he will just put his paw on my arm or leg and i know what he thinks.

i am a car fanatic, mechanics, cars.. and i hate it how he thinks he knows better.
my favourite bullsh*t conversation with him was about car blinkers. he was telling me what happens if one blinker blows, he says it will make other blinkers on the same side blink faster. i was hoenstly thinking what the fuc* do u think i do for a living.

so pretty much everything i ever say he has to be better and disagree with me. even tho i wasnt speaking to him. when im on the phone to someone, i will ask my friend questions in a conversation, and HE JSUT HAS TO answer them to himself.
he laughs like a hyiena and he never had a relationship with a woman for 20 years. so it was true, he told me. and then he claims that he will never have a relationship with anyone because he is happy being single. so fair enough a person gets used to it. so what does he do? goes and buys a house with his parents and his neise.

so im thinking... finally, the stink will leave. but then again, im left with this beautiful house, and i have to find people to come live with me, i cant pay the whole rent and i cant find any sharing accomodation anywhere that is close to work.

i am up to here with people faking their personalities. and being such pains in the asses. honestly if youre gonna share a house with someone, tell them outright im not your nanny there.
lol... so are you a good renter? are you fun? lol do u clean up after yoursself?
call me! haha